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Doomsday Finance: What Stocks Will Survive?
It’s the End of the World and Your Portfolio Knows It Spoiler alert: it’s easier for cockroaches and Twinkies to survive nuclear winter than your meme stocks. But since you’re probably checking your brokerage app one last time before doomsday, let’s crunch those numbers anyway. Because Even Doom Needs a Spreadsheet Our highly rigorous scientific Continue reading
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Man Buys $750,000 Speakers, Realizes He Still Likes Spotify on PearPods Better
In a shocking turn of events this weekend at the annual XPON High-End Audio Expo, where systems regularly cost more than the GDP of some small countries, attendees were treated to the unveiling of the Majestico X9 speakers. Weighing a modest 1,000 pounds each and retailing at an eye-watering $750,000 per speaker, they promise to Continue reading
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Satirical Look at Failing Companies
Disclaimer (Important!): This is AI generated content! This article is pure satire and entertainment. All company names and stock symbols have been fictionalized for comedic effect. Any resemblance to real businesses, past or present, is entirely coincidental. No factual claims are made about any real company’s financial health or strategies. Introduction: The Death End Nobody Continue reading
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